mouse hunting
In our utmost pursuit to preclude the continuous multiplication of uninvited rodentry in our humble abode, yours truly has empirically considered the potentials of manned intrusion to the dampish, feculent habitat of a family of mice that has invaded every extreme corners of our bungalow–not through the convenience of affordable rodenticides available at commoner grocery and hardware stores, but with the most natural means of a strenuous, most physical approach to eradicate the population of these yucky, eewy, scratchy, stinky tiny moving tailed smart thingies here… wtf?! No more nosebleeding terminologies fergawdsakes!
Enough with that focking literary pretension.
Remember when I first blogged about my mom who caught a lizard out of nowhere? Well, this is not actually the repetition, but all the quiet while I was busy with some work here on my laptop table (ie. tabla ng kahoy on my lap–hence, laptop table), my mom just suddenly shrieked in terror and delight with that small creature she was holding inside our room.
A mouse?!
Bwahahaha! Ano ka ngayon? Bwahahahaha!
Yep. She was rejoicing for the 2nd mouse she caught.
It was mom who insisted me to take pictures of this poor, but nastily annoying critter that’s been eating our jigsaw carpet inside our cabinet. Mom had a difficult time catching this thing, though.
“Grabe, yun ang unang beses na talunan ako ng daga sa tanang buhay ko. Ba naman, binantayan ko talaga siya ng halos 30 minutes na lumabas sa ilalim ng cabinet tapos AYDIYOSKOPO tumalon siya mula sa cartolina sa gilid ng cabinet! Ang talino namang bubwit na iyan. Eto ang sa kanya…”
-Mom
(Just amazing. That was the first time in my entire life that a mouse jumped over me . Like, I even waited for 30 mid for it to come out underneath the cabinet and then OHMYGOD it jumped out of that cartolina roll beside it! What a smart rodent so here, take this, you…)
Ano ka ngayon? Hahahahaha!
But how did she catch it? She managed to grab the mouse by its tail behind our wall clock and squished its nape to paralyze it (if that’s how it’s properly called). And then, groggy and coughing and limpy (had major sneezefest because of colds), I took my digicam and Kodak-ed that pesky rodent within Mom’s reach.
For your information, I’m not scared of rodents. I even chase them from one room to another. But everytime I did that, my Mighty-Bonded cheap eyeglasses always fall off. And the cockroaches… damn! Why have cockroaches during a mouse hunt? I’m so scared of roaches…
Galing ng mom ko, no?
One down, three more to go.
UPDATE: Mom caught the whole family of mice already. Whohoo!
Just a few hours before Shari’s B-Day
Shrieks were flooding our house with some occasional thuds and bursts of loud laughter after coming out of our restroom.
“Teka, ‘wag niyo pong pisatin. Kawawa naman”. (Please, don’t squish that poor thingie.)
Look at it. Cute, isn’t it?
FUJWD4FMS43SD
Now what? For two freaking straight days my webhost, jaywebdesigns.com, has been down/crashed/exterminated/wiped out of our psychotic cosmos/dead.
ARRRRGH.
I had so many things to talk about but this… I can’t login… oh my gulay, DOWN AGAIN?
AAAAAAARRRRGH!
In fact, I posted a testimonial about my webhost (on his main site) that JayWebDesigns was “the coolest thing on the planet” (aside from Xtube). That it has never had downage on its servers. And that the user interface is friendly, and that I got a 1G storage capacity plus a 10G bandwidth. Pffft. I wanna fart.
I dunno why it’s down for quite a while but to tell you honestly, JWD has been generous to me. From 250mb to 1G, wow.
But it’s always down. AAARGH! Even free-webhost directories removed it from their credible list of available free hosting sites.
And then bloggers make kantyaw to me, especially that atheist weasel Benj. (Groowl you, benj.) And that indespicable sex toy maniac Billycoy (wapaak!). And that ampalaya Juice who graces her headsh0ts to me (slash!). And for sure, Manang misteryosang Shari is laughing her arse on the floor for my–thankyouverymuch–disastrous es2pido debut (toink–oh, my Pokemon Tackle bounced!) Lol.
And so I switched. Finally. To PHUC hosting (by Ems of nuovoinizio *wink *wink)
And I hope ate Ems will not disappoint me. Or I’ll spam her inbox with lots of porn…
Ulk. No ate Ems, don’t delete my account… please (*wink wink)
Of course, I’m not serious. It’s just that… aaargh! This post is the senselessest I’ve ever encoded. More senseless than the bwahahahahaha.
Sue me.
BTW, I have another url. neilbernardo.luv.ph . Just spreading the love for the Philippines via this free domain name. Isn’t that wonderful? Neil loves the Philippines! (Thunderstorms. Lightning Strikes.) Again, from Ate Ems. OMG. Ate Ems is my most abused word. Haha!
