Neil Bernardo, commonly called not as es2pido (because he doesn’t appear to be like one), is an 18-year old intrapersonally pugnacious platypus (with the duckbill and the webbed feet, of course) who does not love to blog about himself, like writing an about page of his website. He routinely rejects himself from touching anything that connects him to his notebook he bagged from a super popular noontime variety show on TV. Every morning, you can get nothing but mild snores and trembling noises of his bed because he rarely wakes up equally with his relative roosters. Fortunate enough to catch him eating his own morning star or trying to pillow in his ‘morning wood’.

At Home

When he wakes up, he scorns everything that appears neat and tidy, thinking that his month-long laziness and his heel-bruised webbed feet really pisses his family off and regularly slaps him for becoming a big, juicy household inutile. But when he really wakes up, he goes straight to a couch and watch TV (in case someone efforts to turn it on) or browse on Ekstyoob (in case everybody’s inside their own rooms and does not pay attention to him, which they regularly do).

When he pretends to be a normal human being, which he finds hard and gruesome since he has to shave off his fur and remove his prosthetic bill, badger tail, and webbed feet, he reads Harry Potter e-books downloaded from some Middle-east based forum where his motto “Piracy is the best policy” is bannered.

Occasionally, he (and his laptop) runs out of battery (and Meralco’s intelligentsia sometimes runs out of battery as well) so he digests his old time favorite Illustrated Factopedia and some old high school textbooks. When he finds a empty piece of bond paper on the floor, he would get a pencil and scribble on it.

He has a bit of sensibility when it comes to TV shows he watch. He, by the way, doesn’t really like horror films that only brink on blood and gore because he finds it excessively disturbing, as well as senseless–err… no, not that Saw DVD–oh please, oh…. (faints)

[when he gains consciousness, he'll tell you about his own rubberized self in school]