Losing Your Glory
I was born with a very very wide forehead. And you know what? It was so wide, my parents thought I would be diagnosed with hydrocephalus. Of course, if I really had the disease, you might not be reading this post, eh?
But this is the worst part. My relatives reckoned that in the near future, I will end up like my ancestors who pretended to be monks as a form of protest against the Spaniards in Laguna.
I am not feared with such fact since most of my relatives’ foresights are either too scary to believe or too unscientific to think about. And I haven’t seen any of my grandparents who died, if not survived long with shiny heads. And so far, my hair is as strong as… uh… my mother’s.
However, in case I get the signs of gradual hair loss soon, that time I might have established myself profitable and can afford any hairloss treatment available. Bwahahahahaha! I love medical technology!
Tax know-it-all
Sometimes, when I ask my mom about the way they deal with tax payments or her previous ‘money matters’ at their peak of arts and crafts business, my mom just tells me. “Won’t you make your internet connection a bit more useful for your question?” with an evil smile on her face. She just then continues her cross-stitching while her attaché case of her state obligations is close by.If only I could study the legalities of ‘money matters’ in business I planned to build in the near future, especially if we’re gonna deal with tax payments and all. But I know there are people who are more appropriate to deal with these legal money issues
How I wish I could be like those San Diego tax attorneys who can answer all my questions in tax, accounting and other services.
