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Now what? For two freaking straight days my webhost, jaywebdesigns.com, has been down/crashed/exterminated/wiped out of our psychotic cosmos/dead.

ARRRRGH.

I had so many things to talk about but this… I can’t login… oh my gulay, DOWN AGAIN?

AAAAAAARRRRGH!

In fact, I posted a testimonial about my webhost (on his main site) that JayWebDesigns was “the coolest thing on the planet” (aside from Xtube). That it has never had downage on its servers. And that the user interface is friendly, and that I got a 1G storage capacity plus a 10G bandwidth. Pffft. I wanna fart.

I dunno why it’s down for quite a while but to tell you honestly, JWD has been generous to me. From 250mb to 1G, wow.

But it’s always down. AAARGH! Even free-webhost directories removed it from their credible list of available free hosting sites.

And then bloggers make kantyaw to me, especially that atheist weasel Benj. (Groowl you, benj.) And that indespicable sex toy maniac Billycoy (wapaak!). And that ampalaya Juice who graces her headsh0ts to me (slash!). And for sure, Manang misteryosang Shari is laughing her arse on the floor for my–thankyouverymuch–disastrous es2pido debut (toink–oh, my Pokemon Tackle bounced!) Lol.

And so I switched. Finally. To PHUC hosting (by Ems of nuovoinizio *wink *wink)

And I hope ate Ems will not disappoint me. Or I’ll spam her inbox with lots of porn…

Ulk. No ate Ems, don’t delete my account… please (*wink wink)

Of course, I’m not serious. It’s just that… aaargh! This post is the senselessest I’ve ever encoded. More senseless than the bwahahahahaha.

Sue me.

BTW, I have another url. neilbernardo.luv.ph . Just spreading the love for the Philippines via this free domain name. Isn’t that wonderful? Neil loves the Philippines! (Thunderstorms. Lightning Strikes.) Again, from Ate Ems. OMG. Ate Ems is my most abused word. Haha!

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24 Responses to “FUJWD4FMS43SD”

1
May 21st, 2007 at 7:07 am Quote vanessa

Get a new host if youre not happy with your current one..

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May 21st, 2007 at 7:20 am Quote ems

Get a new host if youre not happy with your current one..

errr…. didn’t he mention he already switched [to a new host]? hehehehe .. peace :)

hahahah don’t you dare to spam my email or ill spam yours with “kadiri” stuff.. hehehehe

by the way I am so loving your posts… you sure have the most freaking enjoyable sense of humor… heheheh :)

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May 21st, 2007 at 8:21 am Quote ems

by the way neil (sorry nakalimutan ko eh), stay tuned din sa paglipat ng tagalog blog ko sa HTTP://PINOYAKO.0RG.PH/

currently asa http://pinoyako.us.to/ pero mas may sense diba kung ililipat ko sya ng HTTP://PINOYAKO.0RG.PH/ :)

ay, isa pa pala, bakit may horizontal scroll bar itong site mo?

4
May 21st, 2007 at 9:39 am Quote aajao

hijo, i can’t browse your uni.cc page. shall i edit your link?

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May 21st, 2007 at 11:01 am Quote Shari

Now aren’t you glad you finally listened to me…. Hay naku.

6
May 21st, 2007 at 11:14 am Quote Talamasca

You, fuh-reak, you!!! Tsk tsk. ;-p

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May 21st, 2007 at 12:26 pm Quote YNA

Hmmm. Hope you’re happy na! LOL

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May 21st, 2007 at 1:39 pm Quote Abaniko

Is that title a code to decipher? Or maybe, not. Hey, you forgot to test if Caps Lock works just fine on your keyboard. Hehe.

Keep cool, man.

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May 21st, 2007 at 11:25 pm Quote aaronjames

waaaah. i wanna get a domain na rin. napakakulet ng entry na to lalo na nung nagmemention ng names. haha

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May 21st, 2007 at 11:58 pm Quote Neil Es2pido

Get a new host if youre not happy with your current one..

Read. Bwahahahah! Lol. Thanks for visiting–and for not reading my post. hahahaha. Lol again :-D

Neil Es2pido commented:

errr…. didn’t he mention he already switched [to a new host]? hehehehe .. peace :)

hahahah don’t you dare to spam my email or ill spam yours with “kadiri” stuff.. hehehehe

by the way I am so loving your posts… you sure have the most freaking enjoyable sense of humor… heheheh :)

Really? I have one? Oh c’mon, ate ems. You’re joking, aren’t you? Hahaha. :-p

Oh no… please… not the kadiri ones.. ulgk.

hijo, i can’t browse your uni.cc page. shall i edit your link?

Oh, I didn’t inform you bout the update. Yes please. It’s freakin http://es2pido.com already. Hahaha

Now aren’t you glad you finally listened to me…. Hay naku.

No. Coz I know you’re lambasting me intrapersonally for my previous disbelief. (wapaak!)

Lol, shari! :-D

You, fuh-reak, you!!! Tsk tsk. ;-p

talamasaca, You, fuh-reak, you too!!! Bwahahaha!

Hmmm. Hope you’re happy na! LOL

Yaaz. I am very very happy

Is that title a code to decipher? Or maybe, not. Hey, you forgot to test if Caps Lock works just fine on your keyboard. Hehe.

Keep cool, man.

Hahahaha. You know what it means?

waaaah. i wanna get a domain na rin. napakakulet ng entry na to lalo na nung nagmemention ng names. haha

Sige, bili na rin you. It’s 400 pesos. For hosting, ask ate ems.

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May 22nd, 2007 at 3:43 am Quote Jhed

Bakit ngayon wala na ang name ko ha? Lolz. Just kidding. Anyway….. wala lang.

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May 22nd, 2007 at 4:11 am Quote Neil Es2pido

Bakit ngayon wala na ang name ko ha? Lolz. Just kidding. Anyway….. wala lang.

Pampam ka ah. Inasar mo ba ako? Etong sa yo! Kapow! Ratatatatatat! :-D

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May 22nd, 2007 at 5:06 am Quote fruityoaty

Yeah, it sucks when one’s web host is going all wonky. I have my sites (4 so far) with Site5.com. Fairly reliable, if not a bit costly. But one usually gets what they paid for… well, usually.

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May 22nd, 2007 at 11:49 pm Quote ems

Fixed

Sorry, MYSQL crashed :(

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May 22nd, 2007 at 11:49 pm Quote benj

Matinding link love yan ah! May halong insulto! hehehe.

Thanks… i guess.

It’s great that your site is up and running again!

Ang naghahanap ng kagitna, isang salop ang nawawala.

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May 23rd, 2007 at 12:31 am Quote Juice

Why am I included in this huh?? :P

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May 23rd, 2007 at 1:12 am Quote Neil Es2pido

Yeah, it sucks when one’s web host is going all wonky. I have my sites (4 so far) with Site5.com. Fairly reliable, if not a bit costly. But one usually gets what they paid for… well, usually.

I guess I should plan for a paid host then. But paid hosts crash as well. Umm, rarely, perhaps.

Matinding link love yan ah! May halong insulto! hehehe.

Thanks… i guess.

It’s great that your site is up and running again!

Ang naghahanap ng kagitna, isang salop ang nawawala.

Har-har, benj. Har-har. And oh, you know what? I didn’t understand the salawikain you typed. And so I googled, and landed on a pastor preaching about those sheep who aspired much but claimed nothing. Hahahahaha. Coincidence? :-D

Why am I included in this huh?? :P

Wala lang, for the ‘love’ of linking, I guess.

Haffy Virtday!

18
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:14 pm Quote hyro

Haha. Kaya pala hindi ko maaccess ang blog mo, down pala. Obviously. Ahaha. Nalilito na naman ako.

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May 23rd, 2007 at 9:48 pm Quote chase

Yeah I was wondering why I cant view your site

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May 23rd, 2007 at 9:54 pm Quote Neil Es2pido

Haha. Kaya pala hindi ko maaccess ang blog mo, down pala. Obviously. Ahaha. Nalilito na naman ako.

and

Yeah I was wondering why I cant view your site

Yep. Ems pinged me that her MySQL crashed. Braaaggh. I thought I’d really spam her with lots of porn. Hahahahahaha!

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May 24th, 2007 at 11:08 pm Quote ems

Haha. Kaya pala hindi ko maaccess ang blog mo, down pala. Obviously. Ahaha. Nalilito na naman ako.

and

Yeah I was wondering why I cant view your site

Yep. Ems pinged me that her MySQL crashed. Braaaggh. I thought I’d really spam her with lots of porn. Hahahahahaha!

hmmm and I thought they were referring to your old site or those days when your site is still with jayswebdesign … hehehe

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May 24th, 2007 at 11:09 pm Quote ems

hmmm and I thought they were referring to your old site or those days when your site *was still with jayswebdesign … hehehe

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Jul 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm Quote ems

ey!

i stumbled on http://jaywebdesigns.com/ and it’s up now. but surprisingly, they downgraded their free hosting to 50 mb from 500 mb…

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Jul 6th, 2007 at 11:18 pm Quote Neil Es2pido

I know. And my account’s lost already. Damn that jay. But I cannot blame him. His free hosting was used by those hacking opportunists to penetrate the Pentagon. Sigh.

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