"HALF"PY
Got some text messages while I was playing with myself.
“Happy Valentines Day sa inyong lahat! Wala na akong load bukas kaya ngayon ko kayo babatiin. Happy valentines Day!”
(Happy Hearts day to all! I’m running out of text credits so I’m greeting you this early. Happy Valentines Day!”
Then another
“Happy Valentines! Yihee! Mwuah!”
So I grouptexted them with this.
“Happy Hearts Day!”
After 5 seconds, one sms received.
“Happy Hearts Day rin!” (Happy Hearts Day too!)
Then I responded in an instant.
“Happy Healthy Hearts Day! No worries! No pains! No risk of cardiac arrest for singles like me! happy Healthy Hearts Day!”
What a good evening to start the sleeping without worrying to spend on a date or another for tomorrow.
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I never mentioned about my housemate, Mac, who always cracked the Hulk out of me when I realize he’s cooking my canned goods in my cabinet without asking permission. Now I’m mentioning him (for art’s sake). Apart from that, he always use some of my thingies and claims it as his own because of his ignorance not to ask anyone if someone owns it or not.
Another apart from that, he asked me to burn CDs for him and do a personalized cover using his (insert grotesque overly catastrophic looking parloric gaypose here) photo and then after a whole month, he didn’t pay for it. And he intentionally fools us that he always runs out of money albeit we are aware that he notoriously lies to us to divert the fact that he used his money to buy but nonsensical, absurd items for his perverted vanity.
Then yesterday, one of my housemates rushed to the canteen where my classmates and I salivate their expensive but not good tasting meals. She was hysterical.
“Winakwak ng aso yung hita ni Mac kanina… hindi ko alam gagawin…”
(A dog devoured Mac’s leg just now. I dunno what to do)
I feel sorry. But my brothers and my classmates think (while smirking and laughing silently) otherwise.
