러브래터 (Love Letter)
I am postless today. I am postless for the past two weeks. Brrrgh.
How come I can’t post? Brrraargh! And now that I can post, I am postless! Brraaaargh!
Damn you Blogger! Damn you Blogger!
PIN! TIN! GK! MNK! AKNP! TK!
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Senseless. Read on. Ok. Ok. I plagiarized Rowjie’s lettersending to himself and the cosmos. Hahaha. Go on. Sue me. The deepest hell I care.
Blessings to the following:
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Dearest Blogger, Google, et al,
P.I.N.L.!
Love,
Estupidormitorian.—————–
Dear EPSON,
Damn you for wasting thousands of peso worth ink cartridges for our pandemoniously gorgeous printouts! Damn you for making us late in submitting our newsletter for Mr. Jun del Rosario. Damn you, EPSON C61! Damn you! Damn you!
Love lots,
Estupidormitorian——————
Dear Globelines Broadband/Postpaid,
Damn you for all the 40 something number of interruptions/prohibition/modem mishaps in our internet connection! Damn you for nearly killing us waiting badly for your modest response of allowing our username and password to access your domain for the nth time! Damn you for sending us loads of demand letters obligating us to pay our arrears in our previous postpaid connection 7 YEARS AGO! Damn you for tracing ours and all our friends’ addresses! Damn you, Globe! Damn you!
Hugs and kisses,
Estupidormitorian——————-
Dear Cavite State University,
Damn you for gagging our student publication by having your fat-ass cohoots in the Office of Student Affairs ass-bouncing for implicit censorship! Damn you Infirmary for charging us semestral medical fees for stethoscope touching and x-ray blinking! Damn you for all the abomination you pretentiously supplicate to the retardsia of our university! Damn you for super low quality education! Damn you for all! Damn you all!
Respectfully yours,
Estupidormitorian——————-
Ne Brown/Blackout,
Chugonni? Assi, Muo? Algettdaro! Pwo keudo shippannya? Shipparya! Shipparyahandago shippalya! Shippal! Waa! Shippal! Tto shippanya!
Neoye nomu chingu,
Eseuchuppidoreumittoryan.——————-
Dear First sem newsletters, case defenses, play productions, speech choirs, and all,
Wahahaha! Damn you all! I’m through with all of you! Bwahahaha! Damn you all! Throw yourselves into the damnest abyss of my oblivion! Damn you all! Bwahahahar (*more evil laugh here)!
Lovingly yours,
Estupidormitorian——————-
Amen.
