BS MARKETING major in Mass Reproduction
PRELUDE
I’m starting to get my anger management sessions seriously for a few weeks before I burst Mt. Mayon’s pyroplastic flow out of my socially-intelligent blabbermouth in front of him/her.
I hate people who seemed to brag about their being so uneducated and uncivilized. And they are even proud of their brashness. I mean, there’s a room for tactless jabbering and hearsay mass production outside the university premises but this one who actually pre-emptly castigates me with his so-called ‘i know everything about him because he’s our neighbor’ is completely unforgiving! And he does that to my classmates and my closest peers.
What’s his/her problem?
I’ve never EVER bothered him/her or his/her family since the day I landed barefoot on the mudskipper-thrived concrete roads of Dasmariñas. But why the hell is he bragging about he knows everything about me? And even stabs me hardly at the back? Is this the way he/she used to to gain more friends?
Why does he bother storytelling about me eventhough he doesn’t know me or has never ever bothered me at all?
I’ve never imagined that there are such outlandish people like him/her who has efforts to make news about me. I’m starting to lose my self-respect.
If he/she continues to do such, he/she will regret it. He/she will regret he enrolled his/her name on the Mass Communication master list of students here in Cavite State University.
But for the meantime, I’ll act myself out professionally civilized and just let him fill my angst up to its highest level and wait for the right time before I burst it out. That would be sweet and spicy.
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HAIR COLOR INFLUENCE
I’ve noticed it ever since.
Cavite State University (CvSU) has yet not printed out the real University code (of which has never been promulgated nor consulted correspondingly to the students and instead bypassed it for their own capitalistic goodness) containing the you-know-what-to-do inside the campus. And I’ve never ever imagined I’ve been this influential with the help of this.
Yeah yeah. I’m an introvert and of course not the richest person in CvSU (most of the students are members of the suburban poor, yet students with cars drammatically up surged in population). BUT (with an overrated speech communication professor accent) should it influence, too, how I dress myself up and influence all our male students in our university? I mean ‘male’, not the ’semale’.
I have noticed my schoolmates who have started dying their hair after I dyed mine.
Two years ago, I’ve blemished my hair with light-hued highlights. I entered the university with no guards chasing me but students noticeably staring at me.
Three days after, I saw one of the Job Experience program students had his hair with the gray one–to think he’s my classmate. That day on, ten more were noticeably bragging their hair in the central batibot are of our university. I’m the self-proclaimed pioneer of the hair highlighting society in CvSU.
That doesn’t stop me from influencing.
I’ve made anime art (*ehem) printed on a4 photopaper posted on the Freedom Wall of ours. That was honestly the first time in the University to (*boastfulness beware) be flabbergasted with a super Anime art printed on photopaper and pasted to be seen publicly (*so yabang naman me). That was the first time our University had seen a student used Photoshop CS for a happy birthday post.
After a week, some scumbag drew freckles on my art and then another dumbass drew a badly-sketched anime version of his girlfriend’s face. More days have passed and more drawings (mostly badly-made–i’m so mean ^_^) were stapled/glued/gawgawed/taped.
Then the anime enthusiasm just spreadt in the whole campus instantly.
Nope, there’s more.
I was not satisfied with my hairstyle since I’m not used to apply hair gel/wax/polish on it. One time, I bought hair wax. I styled my hair ala punkista anime look. Cite the lead singer of Gorillaz. The next day, the trasher-trying-hards of CvSU did the same to theirs. Hahaha.
There’s still more!
I keep on lambasting our school uniform for its uncomfortable texture and thickness. It’s so hard to iron and the logo looks like a kulangot (nose dirt). A De La Salle uniform copycat. I started wearing the ordinary white polo shirt with a badge-looking ID holder. Guards seemed to tolerate. That was a Friday.
The next week, the number of students wearing the same uniform as mine is multiplied times 30.
I’m not done yet.
I was not satisfied with my hair color. Hair higlighting is cheesy, and I thought it looked cheap because it’s just two hundred pesos. And no boy has ever dared to dye their hair thoroughly inside the university with bright colors.
I insisted with a ‘very light golden sand’ (which has gradually faded now, see my pic below) shade and wrapped myself with a Cloud Strife looking Bench Claydoh and Finesse hairspray-held hair style (I surely know no one uses Bench Claydoh in Cavite State University except me–haha.) with the ordinary PCU white uniform.
Two weeks after, I noticed most of my Psychology classmates to have dyed their hair, too. But not with the same shade as mine. And oh, with the same hair style but using a cheaper hair cream or something. Ha, yabang ko talaga.
Then the number increases. And so on and so forth.
God, I never imagined to be so influential.
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